1.  Quackenbush Square:  Waiting for the "Ducks."                2.  Still waiting

3.  Where are the Ducks?                                        4.  Look.  In the Air.  Is it a bird?  A Plane?  The Ducks?

5.  What is our strategy if they don't show?                        6.  We're ready for the ducks... or whatever!

7.  The Ducks?  A scam.  Probably an oversized rowboat.            8.  Any bets as to when something happens?

9.  In the old days this show would have been in the air by now.    10  Don't look now there is a duck looking over your shoulder!

11.  Isn't this just "ducky"?  Get those quackers ready!            12.  Ker-splash!!!